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TheLeader (TL) and Other Leader (OL)
setting:the White House or Kremlin or place of reputed power
OL
We are alike ...you and I, “like vodka and…
TL
OJ...Ireally like you…I really do
OL
Weshare a destiny...we unite people behind a cause…
TL
Wehave a common cause?
OL
sometimes...you appear to me in my dreams I see myself as helping you see you are a man of destiny ...that is our common cause! (winks at TL)
TheSyrian conflict in middle east is a war that’s personal...back ingood ol’ days when I was in KBG Soviets backed the Syrians andAssad...yes its personal…
TL
youspeak well...your language is Russian I mean you and I meet on theworld stage and immediately make a personal connection…
OL
whatever?  mutters something demeaning in Russian)
TL
I like that you and I are natural born leaders

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The Child (TC) andChild’s Mother (CM)
setting inMother’s bedroom ...mother lying down and son is sitting at foot ofbed
CM
You have become a celebrity
TC
Yes I am famous and successful ...whatever I do ...it just comes naturally to me…
CM
at times though you are not nice to me...I am your mother...after all!
TC
It was just a joke...you have no sense of humor!
CM
After your poor brother died...you blamed me ...you must really hate me...your poor mother
TC
nothing poor about us
CM
(ignoring her) I cannot believe how much you must hate me.
TC
You need to let it go...why are you still bringing this up...he’s dead and gone!
CM
You always blamed me...when you were ten your father decided to send you for the summer to a military sleep away camp…
TC
You were in on it...you went along with him!
CM
you are still blaming me to this day...oh my...oh my…it worked out  ...you exceeeded your father’s expectations...and my expectations too...I knew when I gave birth to you...something special had happened...mothers sense these things...intuitively
TC
you are just someone who gave birth ...nothing more than that...You gave birth...that’s your problem ...not mine
CM
(gasps and whines)
2 ladies men (LM 1 and LM 2) and woman (OG) setting: nfl cheerleaders party or beauty contest award ceremony
LM 1
look at this...look at that...do you see that...tits and ass…
LM 2
They’re here for us ...a private preserve
LM 1 (pats OG on her butt )
OG
what’s your name little boy? OH wait I recognize you’re whats his name…
LM 1
I’m in your pants...that’s my name...we are not on a need to know basis …
OG
what? You’re a billionaire,, aren’t you? I read about you in the papers...you own all that high priced real estate...and you make a lot of deals
LM 1
Don’t bother your pretty little head about my biz dealings…
OG
not a big one for talking...are you? What would you like to do?
LM 1
The only thing that I have that’s big ...(grabs his crotch)
OG
that’s disgusting...I can’t believe you just did that
LM 1
Forget it...I’m done! This conversation is over
The Tycoon (TT) and his mentors (M 1 & M 2)
TT
I will build you a brand new sports stadium – just like I did the Central Park Rink. “If you build it they will come” ...that’s line from movie “Stadium of Dreams”- did you see it
M 2
Its “Field of Dreams” - wrong citations can lose me a case. you’re a little rich man’s son. You don’t respect the law … you need me to defend you TT?
M1
I don’t get to movies TT...you make passes at cheerleaders, you go to movies, you get unsavory press with your sexual antics! I own a baseball team ...most successful franchise...I didn’t get that way by losing games and thepublic doesn’t show and I’m the loser.
TT
Its just a game I play with press!
M 2
It will backfire on you ...tell me TT where’s your base...who’s your base
TT
Which base are you talking about 1st base...home plate? Ha ha..I know how to score...women and jokes…
M 1

Don’t switch jobs …
M 2
You will never make it as stand-up! M 1 said it with his usual legal smarts
TT
Thats why I hang out with you guys…
M 2 & M 1 (looking in consternation and give TT the finger)
TT (he proceeds unaffected by their retort)
You guys are my buddies…
M1
You don’t know what it means to have a buddy …You would screw your best friend if he got in way of a deal
TT
So you heard about my legendary deals...you can have a stadium that will be the best money can buy and I will do it for nothing.
M1
I don’t want your stadium ...this is Yankee Stadium…not your stadium
TT
(taken aback by the slight)